Lion Jokes

Funny Lion Jokes , Funny Lion Puns

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Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection?
A: A copycat!

Q: What’s a lion’s favorite soccer player?
A: Lion-el Messi!

Q: How is the Lion like a coin?
A: Both have a head on one side and tail on the other.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the clown?
A: He felt funny.

Q: What time is it when a lion walks into the room?
A: Time to get out of the room.

Q: Which U.S. state do lions like the most?
A: Maine!

Q: Where does a lion sleep?
A: Anywhere it wants to! Are you gonna stop it?

Q. Why did the lion loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.

 

Q: Why are lions religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!

Q: What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
A: A tiger has the mane part missing!

Q: What’s the Lion King’s favorite month?
A: DeSIMBA!

Q: How do lions order their steak?
A: Roar (Raw)

Q: What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A: A dandy lion.

Q: How do lions like to pass the time?
A: By lion around.

Q: How does a lion greet other animals?
A: I’m pleased to to eat you.

Q: Why wasn’t the lion honest?
A: Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

Q: What does lions wear to sleep?
A: Paw-jamas!

Q: How does a lion move a boat?
A: He uses roars.

Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?
A: More than the lion!

Q: Why is a lion never lonely?
A: Because he has his pride.

Q: What do lions and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.

 

Q: What does the lion use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.

Q: How does a lion stop a DVD player?
A: By pressing paws.

Q: What do you call a lion who changes color?
A: a chame-lion.

Q: What time is it when a lion takes your hat?
A: Time to get a new hat.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lion and a snowman?
A: Frost bite!

Q: On which day do lions eat the most?
A: Chewsday!

Q: Why are desert lions so popular around Christmas-time?
A: Because they have sandy claws.

Q: Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion?
A: It’s a no brainer – it’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion!

Q: Why did the lions eat the preacher?
A: Because he told them that they must put away their pride!

Q: Where does a lion go?
A: Anywhere he wants to!

Q: Why don’t lions like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Q: What do you call a lion who’s a superstar singer?
A: Kitty Perry.

Q: What’s a lion’s favorite football player?
A: Lion-el Messi

Q: Why did the lion cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.

Q: What do you get when the lion bit a snowman?
A: Frostbite.

Q: How did the lion perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.

Q: How do you tell a lion from a leopard?
A: A leopard is spotted.

 

 

Q: Why did the lion lose at Go Fish?
A: Because he was playing against a cheetah.

Q: How do you brush a lion’s teeth?
A: Very carefully!

Q: What does a lion say to his pride before they go hunting?
A: Let us prey…

Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.

Q: What do you call a lioness wearing a dress with flowers on it?
A: A dandy lion!

Q: How does a lion stop the music?
A: By pressing paws!

Q: How do lions pass the time?
A: Country Lion Dancing!

Q: Why did the lion cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why are lions such terrible story tellers?
A. They have only one tail.

Q: Why wasn’t the lion honest?
A: Because then he wouldn’t be a lyin’ anymore!

Q: How do lions like to pass the day away?
A: By lion around.

Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don’t know how to cook.

Q: What’s a lion’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.

Q: What does a lion call an antelope?
A: Fast food.

 

Q: Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
A: He wanted a well-balanced meal!

Q: How do you stop an angry lion from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.

Q: What do lions wear to bed?
A: Paw-jamas!

Q: Why did the lion eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.

Q: What do you call a lion with chicken pox?
A: A dotted lion.

Q: What reptile do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?
A: A chameleon.

Q: What is a lions favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate Chimp.

Q: Why do the lion not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.

Q: What would’ve been a better name instead of King of the jungle?
A: Emperoar.

Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
A: Claude.

Q: Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?
A: To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

Q: Why did the lion walk into the Chinese restaurant to get a haircut?
A: Because he wanted a low mane.

Q: Why do lions eat more than other animals?
A: They always get the lion’s share.

Q: What did the lion say when I asked what it was doing in my wardrobe?
A: “Narnia business.”

Q: Did you hear about the humble cannibalistic lion?
A: He swallowed his pride.

Q: How do you take a lion’s temperature?
A: Very, very carefully.

Q: What do you get if you cross a lion with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!

Q: What animals do you need to make a square?
A: Four lions.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny.

Q: What does a lion do to move a canoe?
A: He uses his roar.

Q: What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
A: Lost.

Q: What do you call a lion powered by a battery?
A: A Li-on.

Q: What did the lion say when the antelope asked him to trade places for the day?
A: Ok… I’m game!